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If you’re not ready to fight an alligator over your best friend dont even think about coming to Florida
Apex predators
Yooooo
Florida culture is living in a real life Jurassic park yet being more scared of the local people
The guy in Thor who looked like Jesus
Praise Jesus
reblog if youre not afraid to have jesus on your blog
no yall dont understand canon jesus looks like this
canon jesus
can we please get some sort of mental health education for parents i cant believe how many are in denial of their child’s condition
i used to get self-conscious over the smallest things but friends let me tell you that today i had to smuggle a furious 8ft python onto the bus during the school rush and not a single person noticed. not one. if people don’t care enough to notice a shopping bag writhing and seething with barely-contained reptilian hatred then i promise you that no-one will pay any attention to that blemish you’re fretting about or how you’ve done your hair
Question, why are you bringing a 8 ft python into a public bus? You know that this reptile can kill anyone inside there?
buddy she’s a snake not a flying death tentacle
snakes are not evil killers out for blood, and length doesn’t mean lethality! my biggest guy is 11 ft– if i have him around my neck, both his face and his tail touch the floor– and even his species struggles to take down anything bigger than a small-to-medium dog
the worst damage that my 8fter is capable of is when she decides to do an impression of a blood-pressure cuff and makes my arm go a bit purple, and even that’s just when i humour her dreams of being big and scary and let her squeeze her hardest before i unwind her like a bratty garden hose
as long as you’re not some sort of magical tumblring rat, you’re fine
Okay, I gotta ask…
1. Why was she angry?
2. Where were you taking her on the bus? Is there a leash-free snake park where you live?
I need to know.
1. she’s a cranky ass in general, but her mood was absolutely not improved by eating a bit of a snake hook, getting stuffed in a sack, experiencing an hour of adelaide’s finest public transport, and having a vet jam a tube into her stomach
2. i think all of australia is technically a leash-free snake park tbh
I am so glad there was follow up on this post explaining why the snake was on the bus!!!
“bratty garden hose” I’m dying
All of Australia is a leash-free snake park.
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buddy she’s a snake not a flying death tentacle
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“A member of the Scottish National Antarctic Expedition plays the bagpipe for an indifferent penguin, 1904.”
y'all b taking advantage of people n treating them like shit just because u know they have a genuine weak spot for u and that’s really fucked up
idk how to like make a post like this but yesterday my sister had an almost two hour long seizure after having a fever for 3 days we now know she has swelling in her brain and she’s being treated for meningitis we’re just waiting for like meds to work and take the swelling down so like prayers are greatly appreciated and there’s a gofundme set up for her too reblogs are appreciated thank you
why does dennys have a tumblr
why do you
