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gloriouslygood: itsindiansummer13: This might be the best meme...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:37:04 -0400

itsindiansummer13:

This might be the best meme I’ve seen all day

@tempestvoice @mychampion

mlgspacememe: jamtastik: thighetician: kinghispaniola: If...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:32:57 -0400

jamtastik:

thighetician:

kinghispaniola:

If you’re not ready to fight an alligator over your best friend dont even think about coming to Florida

Apex predators

Yooooo

Florida culture is living in a real life Jurassic park yet being more scared of the local people

canadad: can we please get some sort of mental health education for parents i cant believe how many...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:32:28 -0400

canadad:

can we please get some sort of mental health education for parents i cant believe how many are in denial of their child’s condition

pugsandshrugs: So why do you think you are suited to this position? What are your achievements so...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:03:05 -0400

pugsandshrugs:

So why do you think you are suited to this position?

What are your achievements so far?

What are your ambitions. in reference previous education and work history?

tiger-in-the-flightdeck: The lack of context here is thrilling

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:02:41 -0400

tiger-in-the-flightdeck:

The lack of context here is thrilling

chief-toby-and-friends: anais-ninja-blog: mathylibrarian: thassalia: vintar: katschy: vintar: t...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:02:25 -0400

chief-toby-and-friends:

anais-ninja-blog:

mathylibrarian:

thassalia:

vintar:

katschy:

vintar:

thegoodfightingdoctor:

vintar:

i used to get self-conscious over the smallest things but friends let me tell you that today i had to smuggle a furious 8ft python onto the bus during the school rush and not a single person noticed. not one. if people don’t care enough to notice a shopping bag writhing and seething with barely-contained reptilian hatred then i promise you that no-one will pay any attention to that blemish you’re fretting about or how you’ve done your hair

Question, why are you bringing a 8 ft python into a public bus? You know that this reptile can kill anyone inside there?

buddy she’s a snake not a flying death tentacle

snakes are not evil killers out for blood, and length doesn’t mean lethality! my biggest guy is 11 ft– if i have him around my neck, both his face and his tail touch the floor– and even his species struggles to take down anything bigger than a small-to-medium dog

the worst damage that my 8fter is capable of is when she decides to do an impression of a blood-pressure cuff and makes my arm go a bit purple, and even that’s just when i humour her dreams of being big and scary and let her squeeze her hardest before i unwind her like a bratty garden hose

as long as you’re not some sort of magical tumblring rat, you’re fine

Okay, I gotta ask…

1. Why was she angry?

2. Where were you taking her on the bus? Is there a leash-free snake park where you live?

I need to know.

1. she’s a cranky ass in general, but her mood was absolutely not improved by eating a bit of a snake hook, getting stuffed in a sack, experiencing an hour of adelaide’s finest public transport, and having a vet jam a tube into her stomach

2. i think all of australia is technically a leash-free snake park tbh

I am so glad there was follow up on this post explaining why the snake was on the bus!!!

“bratty garden hose” I’m dying

All of Australia is a leash-free snake park.

“ buddy she’s a snake not a flying death tentacle “

potoo-reblogs: such-heights: babiesareyum: “A member of the...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 13:59:37 -0400

potoo-reblogs:

such-heights:

babiesareyum:

“A member of the Scottish National Antarctic Expedition plays the bagpipe for an indifferent penguin, 1904.”

#the greatest caption in the history of the world

beermosa: y'all b taking advantage of people n treating them like shit just because u know they have...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 13:50:19 -0400

beermosa:

y'all b taking advantage of people n treating them like shit just because u know they have a genuine weak spot for u and that’s really fucked up

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 03:04:29 -0400

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 03:04:22 -0400

kingshittykawa: smolstiel: silver-tongues-blog: ohcanadada: p...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 03:03:11 -0400

kingshittykawa:

smolstiel:

silver-tongues-blog:

ohcanadada:

positive-memes:

The guy in Thor who looked like Jesus

Praise Jesus

reblog if youre not afraid to have jesus on your blog

no yall dont understand canon jesus looks like this

canon jesus

tomatomagica: shitmygaywifesays: shitmygaywifesays: I want to tell y’all a story about supporting...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 03:01:41 -0400

tomatomagica:

shitmygaywifesays:

shitmygaywifesays:

I want to tell y’all a story about supporting and loving your partner, starring my amazing wife.

I’ve mentioned before that I had an eating disorder for many years, and though I consider myself “recovered” there are aspects of my disorder that I still struggle with today — being quite a bit heavier than my wife is one of them.

When my wife and I moved in together back when we were still girlfriends, I was at my skinniest. She used to pick me up all the time and lift me off the ground, and I’d laugh and kick out my legs ‘cause I was just delighted to have her holding me.

But I started gaining weight as I went through recovery, and where once we were pretty close in size, I began to get bigger. And bigger. And bigger. And she remained her naturally petite self. I began to almost dread when she’d try to pick me up, sure that this time she wouldn’t be able to get me off the ground.

But every time, even if I protested, she’d lift me up and say something like: “See, you’re not so big that I can’t lift you!”

And one time I just blurted out: “But someday I’m going to be so fat you won’t be able to.”

She looked me dead in the eye and said: “No you won’t. Because if that ever happens, I’ll start working out.”

It was the best possible thing she could have said to me, because she wasn’t saying I wasn’t going to get fat — neither of us knew that for sure. She was just saying that I was never going to be “too fat” for her.

And every time I worry about getting bigger, I remember that I’ll never be so big that she can’t lift me, because baby knows how much I love being held, and she’ll change her own habits to ensure that I never feel “too big” or “too heavy” because in her eyes I’ll never be “too” anything.

Anyway, there’s a moral to this story: Find yourself a partner who will never consider you an excess. You should never be “too much” to someone who loves you — too big, too loud, too passionate, too awkward, whatever your “too” happens to be. And even as you change and grow (in my case, literally), the right person will be there through the changes, to tell you that you’re always just right for them.

My strongwoman, the wind beneath my wings, the arms under my ass. 😍😍 😍

hormoneinjections: idk how to like make a post like this but yesterday my sister had an almost two...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 02:55:52 -0400

hormoneinjections:

idk how to like make a post like this but yesterday my sister had an almost two hour long seizure after having a fever for 3 days we now know she has swelling in her brain and she’s being treated for meningitis we’re just waiting for like meds to work and take the swelling down so like prayers are greatly appreciated and there’s a gofundme set up for her too reblogs are appreciated thank you

theprogramisupgraded: dennys: sprawlerr: why does dennys have a tumblr why do you

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 02:55:29 -0400

theprogramisupgraded:

dennys:

sprawlerr:

why does dennys have a tumblr

why do you

ashermajestywishes: So you want to know how to resist...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 02:28:35 -0400

ashermajestywishes:

So you want to know how to resist

https://twitter.com/TorEkelandPC/status/1011002957406588928?s=20

i-am-a-fish: You’re in an art slump??You don’t wanna draw nothin’????Well guess what bucko, so am...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 02:27:12 -0400

i-am-a-fish:

You’re in an art slump??
You don’t wanna draw nothin’????
Well guess what bucko, so am I.
But i fuckin

rwbyconversations:Kerry and Miles have hit their milestones and...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 02:26:58 -0400

rwbyconversations:

Kerry and Miles have hit their milestones and have nearly finished writing Volume 6! This is super far ahead of their schedule compared to previous volumes, so things are looking peachy at RT!

soldierpallaton: bad-post-pikachu: MINORS ON TUMBLR BEWARE Keep an eye out for this pride flag! If...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 02:26:31 -0400

soldierpallaton:

bad-post-pikachu:

MINORS ON TUMBLR BEWARE

Keep an eye out for this pride flag! If you encounter someone with this pride flag as their icon, do yourself a favor and block/report them. This is the MAP pride flag. For those who don’t know, MAP stands for Minor Attracted Person, more commonly known as a pedophile. The MAP community is filled with adults who openly admit to having sexual feelings towards children, and post about how they fantasize about underaged children. It’s sick and disgusting, and these depraved individuals try and use tumblr as a platform to normalize their perversions. They appropriate the experiences of the LGBT community by feigning systematic oppression, and comparing the rightful societal condemnation of pedophiles to the violent persecution of the LGBT community, which isn’t even remotely comparable. It’s honestly reprehensible that they’d take advantage of pride by making a flag like this. It’s incrediblly dangerous because unifying symbols such as this create a platform for pedophiles to prey on children, and spread pedophilia-enabling rhetoric. Please spread this around if you can, and if you are a minor, don’t bother interacting with these scumbags. It’s not worth putting yourself in danger to call these people out or try to get them to see the error of their ways. Stay safe everyone!

It looks like the “Creator” of the flag is @/dont-mistake-our-geography, she is an avid MAP supporter and possible MAP herself. She has her main blog in her title under “stennastims” which she says she’ll follow from! So, if you get followed from either! Block them!

wereralph: fridgesama: fridgesama: so are we gonna talk about this or you thought i was joking...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 02:25:25 -0400

wereralph:

fridgesama:

fridgesama:

so are we gonna talk about this or

you thought i was joking huh

I don’t know what to do with this knowledge but im so grateful I have it now

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Mon, 25 Jun 2018 22:58:39 -0400

Hello

gloriouslygood: itsindiansummer13: This might be the best meme...

mlgspacememe: jamtastik: thighetician: kinghispaniola: If...

canadad: can we please get some sort of mental health education for parents i cant believe how many...

pugsandshrugs: So why do you think you are suited to this position? What are your achievements so...

tiger-in-the-flightdeck: The lack of context here is thrilling

chief-toby-and-friends: anais-ninja-blog: mathylibrarian: thassalia: vintar: katschy: vintar: t...

potoo-reblogs: such-heights: babiesareyum: “A member of the...

beermosa: y'all b taking advantage of people n treating them like shit just because u know they have...

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kingshittykawa: smolstiel: silver-tongues-blog: ohcanadada: p...

tomatomagica: shitmygaywifesays: shitmygaywifesays: I want to tell y’all a story about supporting...

hormoneinjections: idk how to like make a post like this but yesterday my sister had an almost two...

theprogramisupgraded: dennys: sprawlerr: why does dennys have a tumblr why do you

ashermajestywishes: So you want to know how to resist...

So you want to know how to resist

i-am-a-fish: You’re in an art slump??You don’t wanna draw nothin’????Well guess what bucko, so am...

You’re in an art slump??

You don’t wanna draw nothin’????

Well guess what bucko, so am I.

But i fuckin

rwbyconversations:Kerry and Miles have hit their milestones and...

soldierpallaton: bad-post-pikachu: MINORS ON TUMBLR BEWARE Keep an eye out for this pride flag! If...

MINORS ON TUMBLR BEWARE

wereralph: fridgesama: fridgesama: so are we gonna talk about this or you thought i was joking...

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